1. While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
2. Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
3. He's standing outside of my window, holding his iphone up and playing the beach boys.
4. I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday.
Now I'm curious. Might I see this perfectly reasonable rice wine jar for myself? Perhaps it might help me better argue the point if I hear complaints about it later.
1. I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
2. Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
3. That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
4. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Now, listen here, just because that's true doesn't mean you have to say it.
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Oh! Well. Math wizardry was in the notepad by the dresser where you usually put it. Thank you, Cam. You're impeccable as always. I'd crash and burn without you.
Hm. That's the last time I study historical musical records known as shitposts on a two day bender. Trying to do a decay curve on the rate of skeletal 'memes' might've been too much.
According to my notes, the leg bone is also connected to the knee bone! Can you believe it.
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2. Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
3. Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
4. Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash..?
5. txt him
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yin yu | heaven official's blessing
2. Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
3. He's standing outside of my window, holding his iphone up and playing the beach boys.
4. I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday.
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Where are his clothes
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Do not worry, it is not his blood.
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No, of course it isn't...
I'm sorry, Flayn. I can come get him.
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I would not wish to trouble you with having to come and collect him, but I do wish to see you... a dilemma...
gu yun | sha po lang
2. As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
3. It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
4. Help me help you realize you are a moron.
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And the contents of this perfectly normal glass? How strong was it?
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One, singular! A perfectly reasonable amount!
[ its questionable whether this is true or not ]
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Affectionately.
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lu bixing ★ can ci pin
2. Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
3. That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
4. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
finally slides in here OPTION 4
Don't just accuse me without evidence!
...You... don't have evidence, do you?
picks you up
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Well delete it, then!!!
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[He's progressed to saying it]
What did... we? you?... do to him?
fei du | mo du / silent reading
2. Well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
3. He just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped.
4. Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
vax'ildan vessar | critical role
2. Show concern. Kiki ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
3. We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife".
4. I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
palamedes sextus | the locked tomb
2. When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
3. Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
4. It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket.
3.
eye emoji
I'll check my notebooks. Or my other forearm?
screams in voicetesting
[lol]
me as you
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Oh!
Well. Math wizardry was in the notepad by the dresser where you usually put it. Thank you, Cam. You're impeccable as always. I'd crash and burn without you.
Re: me as you
[ is this a you're welcome or yes you would. yes. ]
So. Explain to me the math wizardry. If I remember right, you were insistent that the leg bone is connected to the hip bone. Truly fascinating.
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That's the last time I study historical musical records known as shitposts on a two day bender.
Trying to do a decay curve on the rate of skeletal 'memes' might've been too much.
According to my notes, the leg bone is also connected to the knee bone! Can you believe it.
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I can scarcely hold back my wonder at this knowledge, Warden.
Did you sleep?
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[can you hear the Warning]
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I slept some
Maybe I should get in bed.
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You won't mind if I peer review.
[she is going to check.]
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[ ♥ ]
A break from exercising the body to exercising the mind?
[ unsaid: come join me? ]
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I could use a break.
[unsaid: always.]