OPEN | kissing booth meme

[melocoton]

♥ THE KISSING BOOTH MEME ♥

congratulations! your character is now stuck working in a kissing booth. how much are your smooches worth? are this person's smooches worth it to you? who knows. post a tl and get your smooches/embarrassment/etc.



on the correct journal this time.

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cyrus albright | octopath traveler

[lecturer]

temenos mistral | octopath traveler ii

[inquired]

[selfconcept]

So.

[ There's a pause as if he's trying to figure out what to say. He doesn't know this man. Maybe the reverse is also true. But they're here and this guy is looking to kill some time. ]

How much is it?

fei du | mo du / silent reading

[metacognition]

lu bixing ★ can ci pin

[engineers]

[awol]

So this is what it's come to? [ peddling kisses? why should he pay you!!!! ]

[engineers]

[ the way my paid is expired so i don't have my most annoying icons but rest assured he is being annoying

by which i mean it's lin jingheng!!!!! immediately, lu bixing is leaaaning forward on his elbows on his little stand, chin in his hand, posing. ]

The Starry Sea Academy won't fund itself! What do you say, handsome...? Feeling charitable?

[awol]

[ we live here now and why are you looking at him like that. there's just like the tiniest scowl on his face, the kind that says 'i don't mean it but this is who i am as a person.' ]

How much?

Don't scam me.

[engineers]

[ immediately, as flirtatiously as possible, complete with an eyebrow waggle: ]

How much do you think it's worth, commander?

rondo | champions of the continent

[flameguard]

Abandons synflux tdm for contrived kisses, sorry not sorry

[rosebleed]

...What?

[Standing here rather shocked tbh]

Do people really buy kisses?

i see nothing wrong with this

[flameguard]

[ don't worry

he looks very flustered at the idea also like a big baby. ]

I - guess for a good cause! I wouldn't agree to it otherwise...!

excellent

[rosebleed]

I see. So it's more of a game, or a charity sort of... [She waggles a hand] Putting the "fun" in fundraiser?

[Then she grins. It's a little funny, but also he seems so flustered already. She'll be nice.]

No one's been giving you a hard time, have they?

[flameguard]

Charity, yes. I'll admit, I've never really had to [ airquotes ] "fund raise" before, but -

[ there's a beat, and then rondo laughs, a little sheepish, cheeks settling to a more pink color, almost like he's shy to admit it. ] ... but, is it weird to say it is a little fun? It's fun to bond with the other knights over it, and Sir Sazantos hasn't come to yell at us yet.

Ah! Plus, I've not gotten anyone to come ask me, yet, so...! So far, it's been pretty easy for me, your highness.

[rosebleed]

No one? You're serious?

[Her shock is clear. Perhaps he hasn't been working the booth too long.]

Well that won't do at all. I — sorry, if it's not too forward?

[Rosamund fishes the price from her purse and places the coin between them.]

I could start you off. If that's okay? If not just keep the money, I have plenty more! I'll be donating a large share as well too, so it's no trouble at all.

[bladeward]

[ here we are again...but in a very different setting. help. ]

You alright, man? With how red your face is, I'm worried you're gonna pass out.

gu yun | sha po lang

[liuli]

i don't have icons

[prizeneck]

[He can't read the sign.]

What's this?

jolyne cujoh | jjba: stone ocean

[floridas]

[selfdestructs]

[ leans on counter and just chin hands. ]

So~ How much would a kiss or two run me, do you think?

eiden | nu:carnival

[silicone]

[serpentcoils]

[ this is just normal eiden behavior and yet yakumo is still standing here in shock. ]

Eito-san... You must be having fun.

[ he is the only one embarrassed in all this. ]

artemy burakh | pathologic 2

[bulls]

[bladeward]

[ what is going on. help. just staring at him. ]

alfyn greengrass ☆ octopath traveler

[concoctive]

jill stingray | va-11-hall-a

[va11halla]

[bladeward]

[ they can't kiss, bc they're sibling coded, sorry... so he's just man standing. ]

I get the feeling this is more amusing for you, than it is for most.

crick wellsley ☆ octopath traveler ii

[anointee]

hung ☆ arknights

[tongshi]

marina domek | fear & hunger 2

[engraven]

luo wenzhou ☆ modu

[captainry]

d.va | overwatch

[selfdestructs]

yelan ☆ genshin impact

[cashouts]

[heavenlyflares]

[ jumpscare... two beautiful women. ]

Oh my, this is certainly an interesting way to draw attention to oneself. Unless of course you're being forced into this? Might as well have a little fun, if so.

[ slides her a drink across the counter. ]

Rosamund du Prix/Sleeping Beauty | D20: Neverafter

[rosebleed]

keith | voltron

[bladeward]

[rosebleed]

[oh this is kind of funny actually. Rosamund smiles wryly and plants her elbows on the counter, chin in her hands.]

Fancy meeting you here, in a place like this~

[bladeward]

[ oh help. HELLO. this truly is so funny. blinks and looks at her. ]

Somehow I'm not surprised. [ said with fondness, i promise. ]

How do you do, Princess?

[rosebleed]

I'm doing quite well, thank you! And yourself?

[She nods to the booth he's oh so dutifully manning.]

Has business been fairly steady for you? I can't imagine you'd have hard time drawing the people in.

Fukawa Toko | Danganronpa: Another Episode

[janescayre]

[dodgeouttahell]

[Looking up at this booth.]

Oh, I see. I wasn't aware it was done in such a way. [Looking down at Fukawa and
✨smiling✨.]

I wasn't aware you would be interested in something like this.

[janescayre]

[He definitely has to look down, because she was for sure ducked beneath the counter with a book clutched over her head. Fukawa grumbles at finally being spotted]

Sh-shut up already! You think this was my idea?

[grumble grumble bitch bitch, slowly rising to her feet and scowling, making zero eye contact.]

This is so humiliating. All p-putting me here has done has made a fool out of m-me and drive away customers.

[one sidelong glance]

Except for one t-total masochist.

[dodgeouttahell]

[He's looking around now, as if he's totally clueless.
(He's onto you.)]

Who?

[janescayre]

[INFURIATING]

Search within yourself.

[dodgeouttahell]

Ah, but I don't think anyone would suffer here. Unless you were forced to do this. [Wait—]

You're being forced to do this?

[janescayre]

[pulling a long face and a long sigh]

Ugh, not in that way. It's not like there's a g-gun to my head. [even if that would be preferable] Everyone has to t-take a turn, and I — I won't be the weak link in the chain! Not when the good of the Future Foundation is at stake!

[weird way for a world rebuilding organization to fundraise but we're memeing this, it's fine. It's fine.]

They'd just m-make more money if they left that idiot swimmer or the nosey detective up here. And I wouldn't have to be reminded so callously of how d-despicable the world finds me. What a waste of time...

clorinde (genshin)

[desarmes]

zagreus / hades

[dodgeouttahell]