OPEN | mistletoe? its august

[melocoton]

the mistletoe meme.
Congrats! You're stuck under the mistletoe with someone. Pucker up, buttercup. It could be forced, or it could be normal--it's your choice!

it's august and i'm sad, lets be self indulgent.

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[peakfan]

[ you would think after all these years of both living and breathing airplanes works, someone would be more familiar with author related nonsense when the usual methods don't work. as binghe takes his frustrations out on the door and he lets out the occasional encouraging noise, sqq is flipping through his mental rolodex of every single stupid `papapa for release!` scenario in his head. its getting sweaty in here as the clock ticks because he's not finding a similarity yet and he's not about to do it in a mystery room with no idea what to expect!! he has standards, you know?!

fuckin airplane bro.

anyways, in the process of mentally complaining and rolling his eyes to the heavens, it catches on the incredibly innocent ribbon and-

you know what

of course this would happen.

if this dipshit could accidentally introduce tomatoes centuries early, why not specific plant life!!!! who the fuck knows who even brought it over the first time around but here we are too many years early!!!!! ]

Binghe.

[ he gestures w his fan to the cheerfully out of place decor. fetch, boy! ]

[huanhua]

[ shang qinghua's appalling lack of plant husbandry knowledge means they get to be cursed with this fun little plant. binghe pauses from where he's testing the lock of the door one more time, and glances up when shen qingqiu gets his attention...?

and then makes a little noise of recognition, an 'aha!' ] Shizun's observation are second to none.

[ effusive with the praise for his shizun as always, binghe then goes to fetch the plant! he pulls out his sword to cut it down, even, and it lands harmlessly on the ground between them. ]

...What is it? [ ??? ]

[peakfan]

[ not me doing the rp equivalent of answering this in my head and going back to sleep before sitting up and going OH SHIT. anyway. ]

Merely a reminder to always look up.

[ sqq says like he wasn't in the middle of a full blown snit and accidentally stumbled upon it. he goes to poke it with his fan, pausing only momentarily two seconds too late to think about if these berries burst like grapes and started spewing pollen of some sort in his face.


....


GOOD NEWS EVERYONE, HE'S NOT POISONED BEYOND BELIEF THIS TIME. HUZZAH...!! ]

It seems reminiscent of a plant from lands far from here. Used more as festive decoration than anything insidious. What it is doing here however, is a truly fascinating question.

[ it's to get you to kiss, you fool ]