OPEN MINGLE: TFLN.

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THE MXTX OPEN TFLN MINGLE!!!
we've decided that phones exist! (alternatively, pretend it's a modern au!) post as many muses you want or as few as you want. post duplicates! post from novels! post from donghua! post from the untamed!!! post alternate universes! whatever!!! any sorta mxtx!!

but come and make some new friends and/or voice test. c:

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jiang cheng (the untamed) fine sisi make me look like a fool

[consignation]

1) So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.

2) Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?

3) New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.

look at me and my five cql icons (2)

[embouchures]

oh
why, sect leader jiang.... you were so wild last night... i could barely believe all the terrible things you were asking me to do...

GET MORE

[consignation]

[ Insert the horrifying three second pause it takes for Jiang Cheng to realize Wei Wuxian is absolutely fucking with him. ]

Are you framing me for the broken toilet?? Where are my clothes?! WHERE ARE YOU

i need to just make a cql acct

[embouchures]

In carp tower, retrieving your clothes!


[ now he's just fucking with you ]

[consignation]

WHy woudl my clothes be there??????????

[ Please Wei Wuxian, your brother is gullible and about to go into cardiac arrest. ]

[embouchures]

oh

you don't remember?

3

[resurging]

the water was a compromise. you wanted ice cubes for some hell-forsaken reason.

[consignation]

Wait wait wait YOU LET THIS HAPPEN?!

[resurging]

YOU INSISTED! YOU THREATENED TO CUT MY HAIR!!!