OPEN MINGLE: TFLN.

[melocoton]

THE MXTX OPEN TFLN MINGLE!!!
we've decided that phones exist! (alternatively, pretend it's a modern au!) post as many muses you want or as few as you want. post duplicates! post from novels! post from donghua! post from the untamed!!! post alternate universes! whatever!!! any sorta mxtx!!

but come and make some new friends and/or voice test. c:

Comments

jiang cheng (the untamed) fine sisi make me look like a fool

[consignation]

1) So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.

2) Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?

3) New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.

wei wuxian ( mdzs )

[embouchures]

1. I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me

2. He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.

3. I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.

4. This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.

5. Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?

6. txt him!

lan wangji (mdzs)

[qinpu]

[ In a magical world where LWJ texts. ]

1. You stayed up for three hours past curfew, drunk, feeding my rabbits 2½ boxes of cookies.

2. He was hidden in a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game must stop before someone dies.

3. You said you were a responsible adult. You then licked the wall.

4. txt him!

jiang cheng (mdzs)

[heirly]

1. My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. That's the hangover I'm dealing with.

2. You just kept swimming in circles, and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "I CANNOT drown, my brother is the Sect Leader of Lotus Pier!!"

3. I just woke up to 3 voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?

4. txt him!

nie huaisang ( mdzs. )

[headshaking]

1. so unmotivated today....who am I kidding. so unmotivated this decade...

2. he walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.

3. just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym

4. my lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you!

5. I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dage.

6. txt him.

Nie Huaisang | MDZS

[steelinsilk]

1. Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Yunping. Did we go to Yunping?

2. I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.

3. I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu

4. There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."

5. You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"

6. wildcard!

Wei Wuxian | MDZS

[whywuxian]

1. I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. Or maybe right? I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.

2. I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok

3. want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want

4. just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.

5. I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers

6. wildcard!

xie lian ( tgcf )

[dianxias]

1. It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and accidental tendencies to cause destruction wherever I go.

2. They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were both drunk, and swordfighting with chop sticks.

3. I think I saw your green underwear in the road this morning...

4. What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken

5. Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think I can do anything.

look at me and my five cql icons (2)

[embouchures]

oh
why, sect leader jiang.... you were so wild last night... i could barely believe all the terrible things you were asking me to do...

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[headshaking]

i don't know
i don't remember
i'm sorry





were the bird calls at least decent?

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[whywuxian]

ʅ（´◔౪◔）ʃ

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[singlepeony]

well you do

hua cheng (tgcf)

[supremity]

1. Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.

2. I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.

3. You called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic. This is a trade secret and you can't have it.

4. I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form.

5. txt him!

xue yang (the untamed)

[menaces]

1) He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.

2) Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.

3) Sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozzarella sticks.

[heirly]

that's what you're worried about?

[heirly]

i saved the voicemail

[heirly]

I'm not even going to break your legs
you're just grounded

xiao xingchen ( mdzs )

[sanbao]

1. People came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids.

2. I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka.

3. I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.

4. There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?

5. txt him

[singlepeony]

you texted me first!!

[headshaking]

jiang-xiong!!!! please delete it!!!!

[headshaking]

sometimes i think some of those rumors about you are true, wei-xiong
do you remember anything from yesterday...?

[whywuxian]

which rumors?

and nope!! well, I remember Lan Zhan but

[headshaking]

You have to be at least part demon, if your alcohol tolerance is anything to go by
Some people say you made a deal with the devil, but most of them just say you are the devil
I know you of course, but sometimes.........

[whywuxian]

fun fact! demonic cultivation does wonders for your alcohol tolerance!

[headshaking]

I am absolutely positive it was this bad at Gusu-Lan!!
There are entire lessons I don't remember because I was too hungover to function the morning after you were sneaking in emperor's smile