melocoton: (♡ YOUNG DUMB AND BROKE ♡)
this is a jazzy fizzle producshizzle ([personal profile] melocoton) wrote in [community profile] aires2019-12-07 08:21 pm
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OPEN MINGLE: TFLN.




THE MXTX OPEN TFLN MINGLE!!!
we've decided that phones exist! (alternatively, pretend it's a modern au!) post as many muses you want or as few as you want. post duplicates! post from novels! post from donghua! post from the untamed!!! post alternate universes! whatever!!! any sorta mxtx!!

but come and make some new friends and/or voice test. c:
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wei wuxian ( mdzs )

[personal profile] embouchures 2019-12-08 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
1. I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me

2. He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.

3. I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.

4. This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.

5. Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?

6. txt him!
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[personal profile] embouchures 2019-12-08 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
I cannot think of anything, anything, in this entire world, less sexy than a cactus! It's a perfect safe word!
What an instant turn off!
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Re: 5

[personal profile] embouchures 2019-12-08 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
jiang cheng!!!!!!!!!!
It wasn't yours!
Or mine?
I don't think it was mine. I think the blood is all still present in my body.


I think?
This is my time of need, Jiang Cheng!
If you're going to uninvite me, at least let it be for something terrible I remember!

[personal profile] impassion 2019-12-08 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER THAT JUST MAKES IT WORSE
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[personal profile] embouchures 2019-12-08 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
my memory is terrible!!!
singlepeony: (Ack!)

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[personal profile] singlepeony 2019-12-08 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
you tripped over your own sword

and only because Sizhui would be sad if you weren't!
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[personal profile] embouchures 2019-12-08 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
ah
well, I'm not so used to having suibian around so that makes sense

how laughably pathetic!!
i'm glad i'm not so injured i couldn't be there for my cute nephew and my son's union
red is a lucky wedding color, a-ling!
singlepeony: (Screaming!)

[personal profile] singlepeony 2019-12-08 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
not when it's blood!!
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[personal profile] embouchures 2019-12-08 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
i'll have you know i have been to a wedding or two that was quite bloody and it was fine! be optimistic, a-ling
singlepeony: (Mortified)

[personal profile] singlepeony 2019-12-08 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
who the hell invited you to a wedding
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[personal profile] embouchures 2019-12-08 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
where the hell is your filial piety!
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[personal profile] singlepeony 2019-12-08 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
with jiujiu where it belongs!
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[personal profile] embouchures 2019-12-08 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
I can see his influence!!! I'm your uncle too, you know!
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[personal profile] singlepeony 2019-12-08 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
not yet you're not
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[personal profile] embouchures 2019-12-08 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
i've always been?!?!?!
a-ling... you've spent far too much time with jiang cheng... to think he would stoop so low
well, of course he would, that's just how he is
but you'd forget that i'm your jiu jiu's brother???????
by adoption but still!!
i think i am more trustworthy than at least one of your uncles! how mean!
:( :( :(:( :(


it's your in law i'm not yet.
which i'm greatly looking forward to!
singlepeony: (Screaming!)

[personal profile] singlepeony 2019-12-08 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
leave him out of this, this has nothing to do with jiujiu! I just don't consider you my uncle yet!

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[personal profile] wangji 2019-12-08 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Such as that text.
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[personal profile] embouchures 2019-12-08 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
texting you is never a bad choice, lan zhan! ( ˘ ³˘)♥