OPEN MINGLE: TFLN.

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THE MXTX OPEN TFLN MINGLE!!!
we've decided that phones exist! (alternatively, pretend it's a modern au!) post as many muses you want or as few as you want. post duplicates! post from novels! post from donghua! post from the untamed!!! post alternate universes! whatever!!! any sorta mxtx!!

but come and make some new friends and/or voice test. c:

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jiang cheng (the untamed) fine sisi make me look like a fool

[consignation]

1) So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.

2) Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?

3) New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.

look at me and my five cql icons (2)

[embouchures]

oh
why, sect leader jiang.... you were so wild last night... i could barely believe all the terrible things you were asking me to do...

3

[resurging]

the water was a compromise. you wanted ice cubes for some hell-forsaken reason.

wei wuxian ( mdzs )

[embouchures]

1. I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me

2. He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.

3. I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.

4. This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.

5. Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?

6. txt him!

2

[breed]

Be serious.

5

[impassion]

NO

5

[singlepeony]

you tripped over your own sword

and only because Sizhui would be sad if you weren't!

3

[wangji]

Such as that text.

lan wangji (mdzs)

[qinpu]

[ In a magical world where LWJ texts. ]

1. You stayed up for three hours past curfew, drunk, feeding my rabbits 2½ boxes of cookies.

2. He was hidden in a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game must stop before someone dies.

3. You said you were a responsible adult. You then licked the wall.

4. txt him!

3

[sinistered]

there's a whole story associated with me licking the wall you cant just say that!!!! it makes me sound crazy
don't be cruel gege

jiang cheng (mdzs)

[heirly]

1. My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. That's the hangover I'm dealing with.

2. You just kept swimming in circles, and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "I CANNOT drown, my brother is the Sect Leader of Lotus Pier!!"

3. I just woke up to 3 voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?

4. txt him!

3

[headshaking]

i don't know
i don't remember
i'm sorry





were the bird calls at least decent?

nie huaisang ( mdzs. )

[headshaking]

1. so unmotivated today....who am I kidding. so unmotivated this decade...

2. he walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.

3. just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym

4. my lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you!

5. I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dage.

6. txt him.

4

[whywuxian]

ʅ（´◔౪◔）ʃ

Nie Huaisang | MDZS

[steelinsilk]

1. Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Yunping. Did we go to Yunping?

2. I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.

3. I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu

4. There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."

5. You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"

6. wildcard!

3

[qideviant]

Didn't I raise you better than this? Have you no shame?

Wei Wuxian | MDZS

[whywuxian]

1. I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. Or maybe right? I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.

2. I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok

3. want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want

4. just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.

5. I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers

6. wildcard!

1

[wangji]

Ridiculous.

xie lian ( tgcf )

[dianxias]

1. It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and accidental tendencies to cause destruction wherever I go.

2. They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were both drunk, and swordfighting with chop sticks.

3. I think I saw your green underwear in the road this morning...

4. What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken

5. Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think I can do anything.

hua cheng (tgcf)

[supremity]

1. Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.

2. I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.

3. You called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic. This is a trade secret and you can't have it.

4. I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form.

5. txt him!

4

[overturning]

Don't you two already have a child?

xue yang (the untamed)

[menaces]

1) He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.

2) Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.

3) Sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozzarella sticks.

xiao xingchen ( mdzs )

[sanbao]

1. People came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids.

2. I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka.

3. I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.

4. There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?

5. txt him

3

[mysophobe]

... have we?

wwx | mdzs

[yilinglaozu]

1) why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.

2) I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine

3) Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.

4) text him.

nie mingjue | mdzs lmao

[querencia]

o1. Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. huaisang stole ur jackt bc u cockblocked him. and in case anyone asks, the our sect won 31-17.

o2. woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "big dig energy" and a new sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night

o3. I can't believe you called me "titty man" to my face.

o4. text him?????????????????

1!

[headshaking]

we did win, didn't we?
i washed the jacket.

wei wuxian. — mdzs

[sinistered]

1. he lured me back to his place with pizza and dick i was totally helpless
2. i had a wet dream about marrying him. WET DREAM. MARRYING. DO YOU UNDERSTAND
3. you can't hold me to anything i said last night. i was drunk on orgasms.
4. i’m not lawful evil! i do evil things because i want to, not because of the law
5. text him.

2

[steelinsilk]

wow Wei-xiong

lan xichen | mo dao zu shi

[dynasty]

o1. you said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"

o2. my dick got so hard in my pants and it broke the zipper

o3. I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little brother finally lost his virginity." They gave a standing ovation

o4. text him?

lan sizhui. — mdzs

[kids]

1. I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed.
2. I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
3. My bed smells like the plague.
4. I'm about 90% sure my parents are about to start having sex in the middle of this party. Please leave, it's about to get messy.
5. text him.

4

[singlepeony]

you're coming with me

wen ning (mdzs)

[zombest]

1) I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.

2)I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.

3) This was worse than the time that I killed Jin Zixuan.

4) I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because I couldn't think of any other girl to text.

2!!! THESE WERE ALL SO GOOD

[embouchures]

wen nin g
hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

jiang cheng. — mdzs

[impassion]

1. Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
2. I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out.
3. Happy to say, I no longer have a brother. He's been disowned.
4. text him.

1! slides in before bed

[headshaking]

oh... i thought we had
maybe it was the headboard?