OPEN MINGLE: TFLN.

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THE MXTX OPEN TFLN MINGLE!!!
we've decided that phones exist! (alternatively, pretend it's a modern au!) post as many muses you want or as few as you want. post duplicates! post from novels! post from donghua! post from the untamed!!! post alternate universes! whatever!!! any sorta mxtx!!

but come and make some new friends and/or voice test. c:

Comments

wen ning (mdzs)

[zombest]

1) I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.

2)I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.

3) This was worse than the time that I killed Jin Zixuan.

4) I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because I couldn't think of any other girl to text.

2!!! THESE WERE ALL SO GOOD

[embouchures]

wen nin g
hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

IM PROUD OF THEM THANKS

[zombest]

Young Master, please. They are trying to call me back in.

[embouchures]

hahahahahahahaha
no, no! by all means, don't let me interrupt your fun!


wen ning, i will save you on two conditions

[zombest]

Young Master!

[ He used an exclamation mark, Wei Wuxian!! He's in distress!! ]

What are they?

[embouchures]

1. Tell me how this happened in an amount of detail I deem acceptable
2. please, please tell me what you thought a threesome was

[zombest]

Please come get me I lost my shoe.

[ He's crying, Wei Wuxian. You've made your zombie friend cry. ]

Lan Jingyi and Jin Ling were lamenting that Lan Sizhui did not wish to join them for a threesome, so I thought I could help.

[ Long pause. ]

I imagined it was a sort of food that took three people to eat.

[embouchures]

[ .................................................. ]

oh
oh my
oh

[embouchures]

wen ning as my faithful friend, nay, as my partner, all these years
my dearest, sweetest wen ning







you have to stay and act like nothing's wrong and get more information i need to know everything
find out how long this has been going on and how it started and if anyone else knows and
i need to know everything

[embouchures]

but don't touch a hair on either of their cute, stupid little heads or else!

[zombest]

Young Master please I cannot they have gotten undressed and will not stop handling me I have escaped to the balcony please don't make me walk home

[embouchures]

those yunmeng jiang genes are truly too strong.
lotus pier is for lovers...
except for jiang cheng since he's still a virgin






sorry
i'm coming
i can just play for you if you need it it'll be a quicker escape
remind me to give them both a talking to!
i hope they're being safe
are they being safe

2 oh my fucking gods

[whywuxian]

fhkgdfjgdfkdflbkghdfgdihortwl

[zombest]

Is it very funny?

[ Soft gasp. ]

You already knew about threesomes?

[whywuxian]

yes?? a lot of porn involves threesomes Wen Ning

[zombest]

Oh. So you read it in a book? I'm sorry. Perhaps I should do more reading.

[whywuxian]

perhaps!!!

who tried to coax you into a threesome Wen Ning? are they cute?

[zombest]

They are Lan Jingyi and Jin Ling. They are very endearing individuals but please come get me.

[whywuxian]

wait

wait

wait A-Ling?????

[zombest]

That is correct.

[whywuxian]

what the fuck he's too young for that

be right there! where are you?

[zombest]

[ He's so relieved he could cry ;;;;;;; ]

Thank you Young Master I am

sssssssss65555

[ Unfortunately, Jin Ling has confiscated his phone. Rest in pieces, Wen Ning. ]