OPEN MINGLE: TFLN.

[melocoton]

THE MXTX OPEN TFLN MINGLE!!!
we've decided that phones exist! (alternatively, pretend it's a modern au!) post as many muses you want or as few as you want. post duplicates! post from novels! post from donghua! post from the untamed!!! post alternate universes! whatever!!! any sorta mxtx!!

but come and make some new friends and/or voice test. c:

Comments

[embouchures]

1. Tell me how this happened in an amount of detail I deem acceptable
2. please, please tell me what you thought a threesome was

[zombest]

Please come get me I lost my shoe.

[ He's crying, Wei Wuxian. You've made your zombie friend cry. ]

Lan Jingyi and Jin Ling were lamenting that Lan Sizhui did not wish to join them for a threesome, so I thought I could help.

[ Long pause. ]

I imagined it was a sort of food that took three people to eat.

[embouchures]

[ .................................................. ]

oh
oh my
oh

[embouchures]

wen ning as my faithful friend, nay, as my partner, all these years
my dearest, sweetest wen ning







you have to stay and act like nothing's wrong and get more information i need to know everything
find out how long this has been going on and how it started and if anyone else knows and
i need to know everything

[embouchures]

but don't touch a hair on either of their cute, stupid little heads or else!

[zombest]

Young Master please I cannot they have gotten undressed and will not stop handling me I have escaped to the balcony please don't make me walk home

[embouchures]

those yunmeng jiang genes are truly too strong.
lotus pier is for lovers...
except for jiang cheng since he's still a virgin






sorry
i'm coming
i can just play for you if you need it it'll be a quicker escape
remind me to give them both a talking to!
i hope they're being safe
are they being safe