OPEN MINGLE: TFLN.

[melocoton]

THE MXTX OPEN TFLN MINGLE!!!
we've decided that phones exist! (alternatively, pretend it's a modern au!) post as many muses you want or as few as you want. post duplicates! post from novels! post from donghua! post from the untamed!!! post alternate universes! whatever!!! any sorta mxtx!!

but come and make some new friends and/or voice test. c:

Comments

lan wangji (mdzs)

[qinpu]

[ In a magical world where LWJ texts. ]

1. You stayed up for three hours past curfew, drunk, feeding my rabbits 2½ boxes of cookies.

2. He was hidden in a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game must stop before someone dies.

3. You said you were a responsible adult. You then licked the wall.

4. txt him!

3

[sinistered]

there's a whole story associated with me licking the wall you cant just say that!!!! it makes me sound crazy
don't be cruel gege

[qinpu]

What is the story, Wei Ying.
[ Only he wouldn't call you crazy even if you are absolutely crazy for licking a wall. ]

[sinistered]

when i opened my booze it squirted everywhere






( kind of like wwx's nut — )

obviously i wasn't going to let it go waste
you're the one always reminding me about wasting money!!!
well you don't really say it
but i can see it in your eyes
really you brought this upon me

1

[diabolique]

i dont see a problem

[qinpu]

You broke curfew.
The rabbits are not intended to be brought indoors.
The rabbits are not meant to eat *cookies*.

[diabolique]

what is this curfew you speak of?
they were cold
everyone is meant to eat cookies

2

[dynasty]

What do you propose? I feel like the normal methods to make him stop never work