OPEN MINGLE: TFLN.

[melocoton]

THE MXTX OPEN TFLN MINGLE!!!
we've decided that phones exist! (alternatively, pretend it's a modern au!) post as many muses you want or as few as you want. post duplicates! post from novels! post from donghua! post from the untamed!!! post alternate universes! whatever!!! any sorta mxtx!!

but come and make some new friends and/or voice test. c:

Comments

nie huaisang ( mdzs. )

[headshaking]

1. so unmotivated today....who am I kidding. so unmotivated this decade...

2. he walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.

3. just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym

4. my lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you!

5. I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dage.

6. txt him.

4

[whywuxian]

ʅ（´◔౪◔）ʃ

[headshaking]

sometimes i think some of those rumors about you are true, wei-xiong
do you remember anything from yesterday...?

[whywuxian]

which rumors?

and nope!! well, I remember Lan Zhan but

[headshaking]

You have to be at least part demon, if your alcohol tolerance is anything to go by
Some people say you made a deal with the devil, but most of them just say you are the devil
I know you of course, but sometimes.........

[whywuxian]

fun fact! demonic cultivation does wonders for your alcohol tolerance!

[headshaking]

I am absolutely positive it was this bad at Gusu-Lan!!
There are entire lessons I don't remember because I was too hungover to function the morning after you were sneaking in emperor's smile

2

[sinistered]

I RAISED HIM BETTER THAN THIS TERRIBLE BEDSIDE MANNER!!!!
what happened to my sweet baby brother

was the dick good at least

[headshaking]

it never got that far, considering... I had to distract da-ge so he didn't hang him from the windows by his ankles.
he was very formal when he asked....

wait, wait, i don't even know if it would have anyway!!!

1/2

[sinistered]

what a mood kill ...
just skip the condom next time
jiang cheng's a virgin promise

( wwx says fuck u safe sex )

2/2

[sinistered]

and i wouldn't trust his sweet flower with anyone else!!
you'll get him next time!!!

1/2

[headshaking]

i
wei-xiong, you really are shameless.........

[headshaking]

[ ... ]

but you are right, it was a shame...
Would it be alright to count this as your support?

[sinistered]

of course!!!




i mean i'd kill you if you hurt him

but i know my a-sang wouldn't dream of such a thing
it's far too sinister

[headshaking]

[ sweaty ]

wei-xiong, i would never...
both you and jiang-xiong have been my dearest friends for longer than anyone else, and you've both saved me countless times...
besides, i wouldn't be capable of it anyway! [ very sweaty ]

2

[qideviant]

At least he wants to fuck you responsibly!

screams

[headshaking]

WRONG NNUMNNBER

[qideviant]

DON'T LIE!

[headshaking]

that was fo r wei-xiong you already know what happend IM SORRY

[qideviant]

You should not gossip like that.

1

[siblicidal]

I don't give a shit, Huaisang. If you want a blowjob, you still have to come to me. This isn't Uber Eats.

I’m dying you’re on fire today

[headshaking]

It’s just so hot here, I hardly want to move
I thought maybe I’d lay around naked to cool off....

Re: I’m dying you’re on fire today

[siblicidal]

I'm not stupid, I know what you're doing.

[ And yet, will that stop it from working? No. ]

...if you make me go over there, you're not the one getting their dick sucked. We clear?

[headshaking]

[ he's the picture of innocence. ]

jiang-xiong, if anything, you have to know i'm a good host.
what kind of a host has dinner without dessert?

that is to say,
of course i'd reciprocate, and then some.
:)

[siblicidal]

You're disgusting.

I'll be there in 20.

[ It's more like 10 minutes. Did he speed the whole way here? Don't ask questions. There's angry knocking on your door. ]